There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.

這世界上的人分為10類，一類瞭解二進位制數，一類不瞭解。

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

所有的程式設計師都是劇作家，所有的電腦都是蹩腳的演員。

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"

The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."

一個男孩在吐菸圈。

他女朋友看不慣了，對他說：“你看不到煙盒上寫的吸菸有害健康的警告語嗎？”

男孩回答說:“親愛的，我是一名程式設計師。對於程式設計師來說，警告沒有什麼大不了的，讓我們擔心的是錯誤。”

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

曾經有一名程式設計師在海上溺水了。當時海灘上有很多海軍，但是程式設計師嘴裡呼喊的是“F1 F1”,沒有人明白他說的是什麼意思。

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

如何讓一名程式設計師持續洗一整天的澡？

給他一瓶洗髮水，上面寫著“塗抹洗髮水，沖洗，重複以上步驟”。

- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
- "No..."
- "Inheritance."

-“你知道面向物件的變成富翁的方法嗎？”

-“不知道”

-“繼承”