Google Issues a “Sorry, Suckas!” Apology to Google Plus users

Google today issued an official apology to Google Plus users in a press release titled, “Sorry, Suckas!” Pursuant to closing down Google Plus, Google explained in the release: “We know some Google Plus users have spent hundreds of hours building their presence on this social network service. To them, we offer our heartfelt apology and would like to say, “Sorry, suckas!” To those who spent several thousand hours building their presence on this social network, we would like to offer a deeper heartfelt apology and would like to say, “Sorry, you great big suckas!” To those who spent time learning and teaching Google Plus to others, our shareholders would like to offer their earnest and sincere appreciation for the free labor. And now, Google would like to plow forward with our latest gee-whiz initiatives. Interested beta-testers can register at — YoureAllSheepBaaaaa.com